1. Under the Maple

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    May 18, 2019 by admin

    The crowd at Bethesda Fountain on Thursday was heaviest at the north end, where a young man played jazz violin with an amp hookup, accompanied by recorded percussion.  I thought he might be the same guy who’d shown up yesterday; that guy moved his amplification to a few different locations around the fountain, definitely encroaching on me in the process.  I’d thought then that this might be a one-time event for him, so I’d dug deep for my aloha spirit, and let him be.

    Now here he was again.  I approached and waited for him to finish his piece.  He was an accomplished musician.  While he played, I watched the people walk up and drop money, including fives and tens, into his already-brimming case.  When he finished, I spoke to him.

    “Hi, I’m Mr. Ukulele.  You may have seen me yesterday over there.”  I pointed to the east end of the fountain, what I think of as center stage.  “There are very few regulations around here, but one of them is no amplification.  We buskers have had trouble here in the past:  they’ve cleared us out altogether by declaring this whole area a Quiet Zone; police have arrested people.  For the last 2 years, things have been better, because we buskers self-police.  We don’t want another crackdown.  So please lose the amp, or you’ll ruin it for all of us.”

    “I didn’t know,” he said.  “I just got to New York 5 days ago.  And I’ve been very sick, it effects my eyes.  Thank you for telling me.”

    “Ok, I’m going to play somewhere else,” I said.  “Good luck.”

    For the first time this season, I set up under the maple tree along the path to the Boat House.  I prefer this location when it’s 100 degrees, not on a day like today, in the high 60’s with a cool breeze off the lake. And it’s a terrible location for tips.

    After singing to the birds in the mulberry tree, to the rowboat tenders on the other side of the fence, to the puffy white clouds floating high above the towers of Central Park West, I saw a familiar face.  It was Joan, who years ago sang “Did You Ever See a Dream Walking” with me.  She updated me on her musical career, which seems to have taken off about the time we first me, when she was 70.  She also told me about her friend, who posted a picture on Facebook of me and a little child.  “I told her, ‘I know him, we sing together in the park.’”

    “Here’s my card,” I said.  “Ask her to send it to me and I’ll post it on my site.”

    My first donation came after 40 minutes.  A young couple, with a toddler not yet 2, were ecstatic about how the boy swayed and bent at the knee to my music.  I lured him in with my baby lei; he wouldn’t let me put it over his head, but with mom’s help he did it himself.  I gave mom a lei too, and together they danced to “The Hukilau Song.”

    Carole the photographer came walking by.  She was distressed to see me on the path.  “This is terrible,” she said.  “Why aren’t you at the fountain?”  I complained about the violin player, not only about his amplification, but about how he had got to his spot before me.  She made an angry face and said again, “This is terrible.”

    With 20 minutes left in my set, and $2 in my case, I started thinking about whether I’d break even, when a dad gave his young son a buck for me.  A woman tossed me a Susan B. a little later, accounting for my $4 day.

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  2. The Coolest Guy in Town

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    May 16, 2019 by admin

    It was another monochromatic day at the entrance to the park, with spring flowers fading and summer yet to blossom.  Daniel Webster cradled a bird’s nest in the crook of his right elbow, where his right hand disappears beneath his lapel.  Azaleas brightened things up around the fountain, and the first dog rose, still in bud, revealed a bright red petal, yet to emerge.

    Bethesda Fountain swarmed with people enjoying the sun after days of rain.  A group from Sweden sat near me at the rim of the fountain.  When they got up to leave, a man approached.  “Is it all right?” he said, holding a fistful of change.

    “Thank you,” said I, and 6-8 quarters rained down into my case.

    A lady with a baby stopped to listen.  She gave me a dollar to pose for a selfie.  A pre-teen boy peeled away from his parents and tossed me a nickel.  More coins came my way, until an Indian dad gave each of his 2 children a paper dollar to put in my case.

    It was shaping up to be a low-earning day, when late in my set a quartet of Canadian teens from Nova Scotia stopped to give me money.  The first thing I saw was a ten-spot from one of the girls, followed by singles from the others.  “Have you got time for a hula today?”

    They danced to both verses of “The Hukilau Song,” and when they were done, some of their classmates stopped by.  “Too bad you guys missed the hula.”

    “It’s not too late,” I said, putting leis around their necks.  “Do you guys know how to hula?”  They did not, so I recruited one of the first group of dancers to lead them.  This time we danced to “Little Grass Shack.”

    Giving back the leis, the recruited dancer said, “We’ve been in New York 3 days, and you are the coolest person we’ve met so far.”

    “Thank you.”

    “It’s true, the coolest.”

    Delighted, they walked away.  Delighted, I counted out $16.65.

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  3. Under a Warm May Sky

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    May 9, 2019 by admin

    A bagpiper greeted me at the entrance to the park.  He marched in and out among the pedicabs, probably because a moving target is harder to hit.

    A very blond Norwegian woman stopped to dance the first hula of the day.  Some time later, 2 women collected their lunch trash, and, on their way to the bins, placed 2 neatly folded singles in my case.

    Three college girls stopped to listen.  One of them, Amelia from Australia, was eager to hula and convinced her friends, from Canada and Pennsylvania, to join her.  As soon as I started singing “The Hukilau Song,” however, she said, “I’m shy,” and reached out to hold her friends’ hands.  It was the first circular hula of the season.  One of the girls gave me a dollar, then the other 2 did also.

    A young man with a pack back dropped a handful of change.

    A Polish boy of 9 or 10 wanted to dance.  I gave instructions in English while his mother translated.  When we started to dance, she stood behind him, sometimes taking his arms to wave them.  “If you’re going to dance with him, you need this,” I said, putting a lei around her neck.  When they had finished and given me a dollar, a girl of about the same age as the Polish boy ran up to me and told me she wanted to dance too.

    Bethesda Fountain, on occasion, can be a freak show.  In addition to the regulars, like the big bubble man, the caricaturist, and the Boyd Family Singers, who colonize the arcade daily, today saw the snake charmers on segways, the Italian accordionist, and a Chinese man in a clown mask and red wig.  The clown had a selfie-stick and was on video chat with friends halfway around the world for my entire 90-minute set.

    Two well-dressed women listened intently to “Fit as a Fiddle.”  “I love this song,” said one to the other, then dug out a dollar for me.

    At the end of my session, I struck up a conversation with Mandy from California.  She regaled me with stories about her wife and children.  I sang my finale, “Little Grass Shack,” then sat down to pack up my gear and count out $13.72, to which Mandy, still talking, added another buck.

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